on Twitter's #1 Fans at 14:57 07/05/2009

Who exactly do you consider "A-List?" Certainly not Lady Gaga or Katy Perry?

on Progress!!!!! at 14:14 03/26/2009

JulesinSD, you can vote on my marriage when I can vote on yours. Your heterosexual agenda is really chapping my ass.

on Fill In the Blank at 15:33 03/09/2009

A closeted homosexual.

on She Just Jinxed It For Herself! at 15:31 03/09/2009

Those books are a sorry excuse for literature anyway.

P.S. Robert Pattinson is not hot and a terrible actor.

on She Just Jinxed It For Herself! at 15:18 03/09/2009

The movies are going to continue to suck, regardless of who directs them.