on Greasy Bear's $$$ Troubles Persist at 17:16 11/17/2008

I can't put my finger on it, but this young man just looks like a dirty, shifty sort of character.

on Whatcha Covering??? at 16:58 11/17/2008

The poor dear is merely trying to cover up her normal tendency towards being a little short, a little chubby and overly curvaceous.
Sort of like Mae West, if I do say so myself, but not nearly so witty.

on Ozzy's Daughter To Tie The Knot? at 16:55 11/17/2008

Oh dear me. I do hope she manages to keep the weight off. Perhaps the young man will bring some normal genes back into the Osbourne line.

on Baby Borat's Getting So Big! at 22:17 09/05/2008

A "children's gymn"...??? WTF???

on Lynne Spears' New Book Reveals A LOT at 22:14 09/05/2008

What? That hoes beget hoes...???