on Shut Up, Gordon! at 09:49 06/08/2009

Thanks Perez for reporting our little scandal down here. Tracey is a very respected journalist (and a very nice person). This guy is just a pig and a sad excuse for a human being. He obviously prefers spending time with dumb sluts with big tits, rather than intelligent women (or his wife). What a dickhead. xx

on Time Magazine!!!! at 08:23 05/28/2009

I really enjoyed reading that Perez. You should be proud of yourself. It was nice to read about you for a change.

on Their Official Wedding Photo at 08:06 01/15/2009

Her and Mickey Rourke should be the poster couple for "how to completely fuck up your face with Plastic Surgery". She was so beautiful and now she looks ridiculous. What a shame that she didn't where a gown more sutiable to her age, and maybe ran a brush through her hair.

on More Wino Nakedness!!!! at 06:04 12/23/2008

Good on her, she is starting to look a bit better, I hope she's on the mend.

on Pimping Suri Out Early at 07:34 12/17/2008

I just wish they would buy her some different clothes, instead of putting her in exactly the same style of dress in different colours. Poor little pet, she looks ridiculous. All the money in the world cannot by taste.