on Clooney Rocks the Pornstache at 14:49 11/12/2008

Movie Role! He was filming, "why old men stare at goats," in Puerto Rico when I was there in October. I met him--yes, for the movie, and yes, it is ICKY! He was nice though so I'll forgive it!

on Catching Up With Sexy Sarah at 09:53 10/01/2008

OBAMA! A vote for McCain is a vote for her...she thinks homosexuality is a choice! Morning after pill is equivalent to an abortion and it doesn't matter how global warming came to be....really, then how are you going to fix it! The woman is stupid, uneducated, and extreme!

on A Triumphant Return at 12:49 09/18/2008

HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY, finally! Cannot wait! The greatest person I have EVER seen in concert!

on Shut Cho Mouth at 09:19 09/18/2008

AMEN, sister, sister! I will buy you 4 bath sheets from Bed Bath and Beyond, bitch! About time someone took those hypocritical born-agains by the nape of the neck and said, Seriously, are you really better Christian than me?!

on Sarah Palin Speaks! at 10:30 09/12/2008

Scary scary stuff! She didn't even know what the Bush Doctrine was? She has only been abroad once!!!! Kuwait and German to visit troops. She has no business being the next VP!