on SIGHting at 17:57 01/20/2009

She was the first female to have a #1 movie and record in the same week. Now she looks like the chongas I see at the mall mercilessly dragging her kids from Forever 21 to Claires looking for something to wear to the cluuubp tonight. And its not her husbands fault bc he was already a super-duper successful producer and singer before she became famous. I think she was just overhyped from the very beginning. JLo is a leftover of an over optimistic 1990s, ie NO LONGER RELEVANT.

on Dakota Culkin "Likely Impaired" By Alcohol Before Fatal Accident at 17:44 01/20/2009

Family is cursed, Kennedy-Brando style.

on Sean Penn Should Stay Out Of Politics at 17:40 01/20/2009

What are you, stupid? Madonna has never gotten over this man. Plus, he shuns awards shows and still rock and rolls as hard as Johnny Depp. Dont fuck with Sean Penn. Just dont.

on Brad Pitt Isn't Scared Of Aging at 17:35 01/20/2009

I bet you anything she fucks him in the ass with a black donkey kong dildo.

on Simon Cowell Shows No Mercy! Dumps Model as UK Reality Show Judge After Only A Week at 17:24 01/20/2009

Gorgeous and talented women in entertainment usually only lose their jobs one of two ways: being too coked up and strung out to show up to work, or being too self assured and accomplished in her own right to suck a dick on command just to keep a job. Something tells me she isnt in the first category. And she would hardly be the first or last bitch to experience sexual harrassment at work.