on Unkle Karl Disses Heidi And Seal! at 18:28 06/11/2009

What a fucking wanker! This bullshit from a guy who has been in the same outfit since fucking 1970?! Seal has lupus and Heidi is a complete hottie with a pretty cool personality to boot - I love her on Project Runway! Get a life, you fucking orange idiot, and lose the fucking gloves while you're at it. Oh, and by the by, Claudia Schiffer was famous twenty years ago, idiot.

on Time Out New York Grossly Wrong! Natasha Richardson Not Dead at 14:24 03/17/2009

Well you fucking ignorant louts, this is a goofy, Hollywood gossip site, not the fucking official obituaries. Perez posted this story, which he heard from T.O.N.Y., which is what you DO if you're in this business. Look at every story about this accident - they're all borrowing from one another, because that's how it fucking works. He was not the one who originally surmised that this woman had passed away, he was just looking at the one report that said something different than the others, because, say it with me, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS IN THIS BUSINESS. Get off the man's shit. I don't know what the fuck people expect from this silly, colorful site that is usually reserved for making fun of the likes of Lindsey and Paris. Ah, but these are the same winners whose big insults are "fat fuck" and what have you. Ridiculous.

on Not Everyone Is A Jade Goody Fan at 16:39 03/10/2009

Haha! Good for you, my hottest Gallagher brother! Leave it to Noel to say what we're all thinking, but are too pansy-fied to say. You are absolutely correct Noel, this has gone too far and is becoming sickening.

on Sorry Led-Heads at 14:04 09/30/2008

Damn it to hell! I would chunk out hundreds to see the legend that is Mr. Jimmy Page, all by himself! Robert will soon realize that there is only so far you can ride the "bluegrass train", and they'll be back. Anyone with their right mind would rather hear the heavy, mystical, steamrolling Zeppelin tunes rather than the twangy, whiny, overdone bluegrass crap with Allison Kraus. And give Jason Bonham a chance to prove what badass chops he inherited from his dad - I've seen him NAIL Dazed and Confused live, no easy task. But if anyone can do it, it's the spawn on the legendary immortal Bonzo!

on Feast On This at 11:02 09/16/2008

Whoa, why are her boobs so fucking far apart in the white bikini? Gross. Generic boob job, definitely. She just doesn't do it for me at all, she's no Angelina.