on Quote of the Day at 12:04 06/23/2009 as a reply on the comment by perezisananimal

How does any TV production conglomerate in their right mind think it is appropriate to have someone who is considered by at least 87% of America and the surrounding nations to lay equally with the Lithosphere layer of the Earth. For those of you who need to catch up on your Earth Science; the Lithosphere is the coldest, most brittle of Earth's layers. It floats on the lower, liquid part of the Upper Mantle (the Asthenosphere) like a marshmallow on hot chocolate, or in Mario's case like a big fat stinky brown turd.If Mario by chance is scheduled to appear on the Teen Choice Awards, I will make sure that a large majority of upstate NY residents, as well as all of my BEST friends in the Castro in San Francisco, protest this program airing. That is the easy part.....

on Quote of the Day at 11:33 06/23/2009

"...as good as Julia Roberts?" You have got to be kidding me. You are not only an uncontrollable drug addicted drunk, but you are also delusional. My God, I feel like I enter the Twilight Zone every time I come to this site.

on PeePee's Twins Have Arrived!!!! at 11:30 06/23/2009

I guess they should name them Surro and Gate. I don't understand women who are too vain to give birth to their own children....unless of course she is unable to bear children. Cough Cough