on Fill In The Blank at 17:29 09/07/2008

...so afraid of Rachael Ray they are trying to jump down each others' throats to get away from her.

on Blondes Don't Have All the Fun at 22:51 08/11/2008

Dasha is stunning. Hope she gives those silicone bleach bunnies a run for their money.

on The Mistress Nixes a Paternity Test!!!! at 20:29 08/10/2008

The fact that she refuses a paternity test says it all right there, plus the fact that she never listed a name on the child's birth certificate. Well, at least she didn't have to sleep with an old fugly pepaw to get rich.

on The Wife Speaks! at 17:42 08/09/2008

Mrs. Edwards is a woman of moral strength and character. Too bad her husband isn't. I hope the Edwards family can get through this difficult time and that it strengthens their family bond. Mr. Edwards, stay home, take care of your wife and repair your marriage. Don't even think of running for political office. I do not respect you for putting your own personal ambitions and immature desires before family.

on Another Scientolobaby? at 17:30 08/09/2008

If KatieBot Stepford is preggers, then it's only because Tommy Girl is in a good mood due to great buzz over his performance in a bald cap and fat suit as Lee Grossman in Tropic Thunder. That in itself was probably motivation enough to jump her bones with his eyes closed, all the while thinking of John Travolta.