on Teaching Girls How To Masturbate (On Camera) at 19:14 02/21/2009

HELP! I can't stop laughing!!!!MY sides hurt!! HELP! Too Funny!

on Octo-Mom Eats With Food Stamps at 11:43 02/10/2009

I believe how one reproduces is a private matter and protecteed by the constitution. But there is always going to be the one to push the envelope. This is sickening to me. I don't mind my tax $$$ going to ppl in need. But she created this unmanageable situation and now she is dependent on the state. She is going to get an MA and care for 14 kids!?!? This is wrong.

on Phelps' Coach Speaks! at 13:00 02/06/2009

Oh jeez! It's not like he was caught in a back alley smoking crack with his greg up a drag queen's ass. But what is really annoying is the media calling it a "marijuana pipe." Its a bong ppl! Get it right. Look, unless you grew up on a fundamentalist mormon compound or you're over 60, you should know the difference. Why don't they just make that crap legal and be done with this foolishness. Why can't we get our shit together like the Dutch. Anybody been to Amsterdam? It's not like they are running amuck in drug crazed frenzies.

on Slightly Better At Night at 21:20 01/21/2009

I like the Obama's and I hate it when all this attention is paid to first ladies for what they wear. And most of the time they dress dreadfully. But Michelle needs some help. I say this because I want the best for her. I want them both to be successful in all their endeavors. Evening gown was much better than the frumpy day frock. Biden's wife actually looked hot in those black boots.

on Fill In the Blank at 11:17 01/13/2009

Suri sez, "Thank you Perez for posting all the pics of me w/out a coat. You and your readers have forced my bat shit crazy $cientologist parents to atleast give me a blanket to keep me warm. You have just increased my chances of making it to adulthood so I can escape this fucking cult."