on R.I.P. at 13:16 06/25/2009

Rumer was she really had AIDS not cancer. From an inside source I know, they said the "cancer" was a PR cover up. Either way, RIP.

on Your First Look! at 09:13 04/21/2009

HOLY SHIT GAP'S STOCK IS NOW GOING TO GO ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY OFF THE GRID NOW WITH 9-20 YEAR OLD GIRLS AND BOYS.

J-BRO'S ARE PATHETIC. NO TITS, NO ASS? GTFO!

on Joe Simpson Wants Jessica To Break Up With Tony at 06:49 03/20/2009

You best believe I'd kiss that cash cow. I'd lick its moose knuckle to no end as well.

on Thank You... at 13:00 11/13/2008

All sources point to it being written by Paula Goodspeed.

on Avatars and nicknames preview at 00:31 08/20/2008

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