on Cancer May Claim Jade By December - She's Already Planning Her Funeral at 08:58 10/10/2008

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Fantastic news! This will be the first, last and _only_ time I will enjoy seeing her on TV :D

on A Worthwhile Cause at 11:22 09/16/2008

$262,000... that must be one _very_ sick little kitty. Incidentally, that would buy thousands of vaccinations for people in developing countires. Way to set your priorities!

on Mr. Wino's Willy at 11:18 09/16/2008

Nanny Sate Prisons: Just like Butlins but with fewer cockroaches.

on It's Worse Than Expected - The Cancer Spread at 14:41 09/15/2008

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
*wipes tear*
My oh my... this has absolutely made my week! That loud mouth, crass, self centered, imbecilic oaf will at long last soil our screens no more!