on Listen To This: Rise 'n' Shine! at 00:23 08/05/2009

I HEARD IT AGAIN TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY, BUT NO, IT JUST IS PLAIN STUPID.

LIKE YOUR LIFE, THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT.

on Listen To This: Rise 'n' Shine! at 00:08 08/05/2009

ELEVATOR MUSIC

on Lady GaGa Will Make You Piss Your Pants! at 00:16 08/02/2009

3 albums? moar like 3 fucking songs. i love the gaga but she's trying to fight a commercial image which is the prison of her own making.

on Since Many Of You Have Been Asking... at 11:30 07/31/2009

I haven't been asking. I DON'T THINK ANYONE BUT YOUR 'FRIENDS' HAVE. It's cos he sucks.

on A New Statement from Perez Hilton at 23:45 06/23/2009

I LIKE YOUR "I'M SORRY BUT I'M NOT SORRY" STATEMENT.

WHY IS IT SO COOL IN MOVIES WHEN THE BAD GUY GETS HIS ASS KICKED? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT. WHEN RALPHIE BEAT UP THE BULLY IN A CHRISTMAS STORY, WHEN CHRIS TUCKER BEAT UP DEBO IN FRIDAY, WHEN WILL FERRELL BEAT UP THE BULLY KIDS IN STEPBROTHERS, IT MAKES YOU LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT LIKE YOU PEREZ. YOU NEED TO BE TAKEN DOWN A NOTCH, AND IF NECESSARY FORCEFULLY.

BESIDES YOU CAN'T HIDE BEHIND AMERICAN LAW ALL YOUR LIFE! THAT'S A WHITE MANS LAW!