on Internet Sensation Susan Boyle Returns To Britain's Got Talent - and UNDERWHELMS! at 23:44 05/24/2009

Ugh... I couldn't even stomach the whole thing. A weaker, screechier sound than her startlingly good debut. Sore throat maybe? Stick up her butt? Disappointment much?

on Brooke Hogan At War: "I Think My Mom Is Doing Drugs!" at 09:45 05/21/2009

Okay, we all know she's no Gaga, but give her a break Perez. Girl is too simple to have a mean bone in her body, so I almost feel bad when you insult her career and life choices to her face.

on Monday Madness!!!! at 09:21 01/04/2009

Hey Perez, four friends and I want to come down to the city and give you hugs and take pictures... but are we all allowed to be on the line if we put in for one book? Hey - we're on a college student's budget... it'd be great if you address the routine of tomorrow's signing in your blog, like today. :P Thanks boo.

on More Raisinface on the Tube at 19:06 12/04/2008

Actually Pee-rez I loved this show. ;] RayRay's my shit and I love her little catchphrases (I DIE)... I guess that's where Nicole go it from.

on Unleashing the Fro at 10:42 12/03/2008

I always knew she'd make a good Hermione. =) Fuck Emma Watson.