on Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize at 14:37 10/09/2009

If Obama won that award for doing absolutely NOTHING (other than converting oxygen to CO2) then maybe we should start checking our Happy Meal boxes the next time we're at McDonalds. They'll probably start giving them away soon.

on Crotch Flash!!! VAGINA on So You Think You Can Dance! at 22:22 09/30/2009

Um. Gross...

on Women Sue Dr. Phil For Going To His Show! at 17:12 09/29/2009

See, now this is the type of frivilous lawsuit that has the entire US judicial system clogged. This is the crap that leads to higher insurance premiums, because whenever a suit is filed or a claim is made, the insurance company is obliged to defend their insured... no matter how RIDICULOUS the claim. These women should have to pay Dr. Phil's legal expenses for even mentioning him in their lawsuit.

on Absolutely Gorgeous! at 11:45 09/27/2009

Aww she looks like Tinkerbelle! That's a compliment, btw. She looks fantastic!

on Megan Fox Is A Freak! Like, REALLY! Here's Why! at 21:15 09/25/2009

I actually liked her in this interview, btw. She watched "Ghost Hunters", so she can't be ALL bad!