on Cannes Complete: R-Patz Works His Dazzle at 11:31 05/19/2009

Wash, Robert. Wash!

on Fill In The Blank at 10:17 05/13/2009

...deodorant, shampoo and a razor.

on Brooke Hogan's Opus at 10:57 05/11/2009

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

on Mickey Rourke Finishes What He Started at 14:33 04/06/2009 as a reply on the comment by ANNA NICOLE SMITH

Anna, Poopy-Perez only has the balls to fight Santina. If that.

on Mickey Rourke Finishes What He Started at 14:32 04/06/2009

Rourke's hair was so cute under that homeless tragedy of a hat!!! NO HAT, MICKEY!