on CNN Hits All-Time Ratings Low! at 15:14 11/04/2009

Time for Anderson to come out. It couldn't HURT ratings. Since he doesn't have any.

on Quote Of The Day at 15:26 10/29/2009

MEAT. Is it rape, or is it crack?

on We Need More Latinos! And Asians! And DIVERSITY! at 16:03 10/27/2009

Watch reruns of Friends. See how many non-white people you see. Even extras. Didn't realize it was that bad, did you? And that coffee bar is supposed to be in Greenwich Village???

on That Sure Looks Like A Gay Face To Us, John Mayer at 16:12 10/16/2009

OMG, is that lip liner?
That's not gay.
That's fem.

on Jesse Admits He's An Idiot at 12:21 10/14/2009

I'm sorry, but if he is really and truly sorry, he needs to prove it to us all by doing a photo shoot in his underwear for perezhilton.