on Getting Crafty at 09:57 11/14/2008

Bronte34- Your kid is gonna wish you aborted him/her/it in about 13 years, when it gets old enough to realize you are such a tremendous bleeding-heart douchebag.

on Getting Crafty at 09:54 11/14/2008

Perez fell out of a gay tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

on Getting Crafty at 09:34 11/14/2008

Jesus Christ Mario, I enjoy your site, and I support gay marriage (I really don't care where some dude wants to stick his cock), but your gayness is fucking overwhelming. Can't you suck dick AND not talk like that? Why must gays talk with a lisp, or be so flamboyantly queer? Why can't all gays act like Neil Patrick Harris or Kevin Spacey? If you happen to love cock, fine, great, I support you and your rights to marry another queer, but why you gotta be such a fucking flamer? Watch football, drink beer, maybe listen to some old school Metallica or Master P, but for the love all that is Holy in the World, please quit being so blatently homo. Relax, drop the list and the skipping down the sidewalk, crack open a 16 oz Bud, and suck cock like a man.