on Joe Jonas Responds To Taylor Swift! at 07:23 11/14/2008

What's the big deal with these Jonas brothers anyway? Has anyone else noticed that their music is crap just as the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block were before them? At least those guys were cute in their day. This kid looks like he should be the ostracized creepy kid sitting in the back of the classroom.... Ahhh, you kids will learn 10 years from now how unattractive and lame these bands are and how they'll do anything to spin their stories. Just remember-- when I was your age, the Backstreet Boys were claiming to be God-fearing virgins as well and well, now we've seen how fucked up Nick Carter's family is and that AJ was a major drug addict entertaining 11 year old girls.

on Making His Momma Proud at 09:17 11/05/2008

That is one bad fake tan. My mom always told me white clothing makes your tan look darker but she never mentioned white hair...

on Blonde Ambition at 20:11 10/20/2008

These girls are both gross. And it seems like they make themselves purposely ugly in order to prove to people that differences can be beautiful. So... it's not working.

on Isn't He Lovely? at 11:51 10/17/2008

I don't get it-- what's wrong with this girl? She's pretty.

on Mark Wahlberg Is A Douche! at 11:13 10/17/2008

Perez Hilton is blowing this out of proportion! How does that display anger management issues? He said nothing wrong. The skit isn't funny and he doesn't get why people are laughing at him when he's a serious actor who, like he said, is trying to raise his children. There is nothing wrong with the way he defended himself. Tell Andy Samberg to become a funnier comedian and make fun of someone who should be made fun of.