on The Los Angeles Times!!!! at 01:03 08/09/2009

I'm leaving you Perezious, you sell out. Don't fret, it's you, not me. You don't deserve my clicks and cookies. I found someone better and his name is M.I.C.H.A.E.L.K. He rocks my laugh box like no other blogger.

on Lady GaGa Will Bleed For Her Fans! at 19:12 08/08/2009

She is fuglier than how my kid's farts smell, and they're bad. He is proud they smell like dead animals, kind of like what GaGa wears to divert attention away from her fug.
What's this about hermaphrodite? I mean, so what? There are a lot of babies born like that, just a chromosomal thing.

on Coldplay Cancel! at 18:48 08/08/2009

H1N1

on Billy Mays' Family Want A Second Opinion! at 18:45 08/08/2009

Oh well, they wouldn't be the first family out of the loop on what someone does on the side. They're grieving, cut them some slack, geez!

on Dean McDermott Has No Shame! at 18:39 08/08/2009

If Dean was a contestant, I would only watch it through the lens of Tori's neurotism, especially if his partner is single, hot, and pretty. LOL!