on Quote Of The Day at 14:18 11/11/2009

Hey Mario, you should have her visit your website since she's into dog crap.

on R-Patz Reveals His Ideal Lady Love! at 00:12 11/11/2009

Poor Mario, I know you were hoping to be his ideal lady love.

on Celine Will Be Pissed! Michael J. Fox Named Most Influential Canadian Expatriate! at 18:00 11/09/2009

On a related note, Mario Lavenderass named America's biggest douche.

on Violent New Mexico Soccer Player Suspended! at 21:50 11/06/2009 as a reply on the comment by Rebekah2380

I'm glad you realized your error. I apologize for my harsh remarks. I just know that if she were Mexican, she would have used a knife instead.

on Violent New Mexico Soccer Player Suspended! at 21:41 11/06/2009 as a reply on the comment by Rebekah2380

I'm sure with your head shoved so far up your ass it's hard for you to determine ethnicity. I'm sure you can see from the other posts, doosh, that she is definitely not Mexican. I'm also certain that every time you open your pie hole, your question of whether people really are this stupid is confirmed by everyone that hears you blabber.