on Shania Moves On at 16:58 12/12/2008

Shania is super hot and a vegan! So she's beautiful on the inside, too.

on Bettie Page Hospitalized at 15:18 12/06/2008

Who the fuck does not know Bettie Page's name? Oh, right, the 13 year olds who comprise your fan base.

on Lindsay And Ronson Get Psychiatric Help at 10:25 11/21/2008

"At this stage in the relationship it's better to cut the strings and find someone better!"

--spoken like someone who's never had a relationship in his life! They take work, idiot.