on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 20:25 07/04/2009

You look great Perez, if great is defined as fat and dumpy. These people here who say how great you look probably put their pants on backwards this morning too.

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 17:58 07/04/2009

Do you put peanut butter on your pancake nipples and let Teddy lick it off? Is that called foreplay in your house?

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 16:22 07/04/2009

Hey pancake nipples, I took a screen shot and posted it on my fridge with the words oink oink. It'll definitely keep me from becoming a fat, disgusting doughboy like you.
I bet you're eating a big bowl of ice cream right now while you're reading these comments.

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 15:42 07/04/2009

LMAO at the posts who say you look great. These are the same people who slam Jessica Simpson because she doesn't have her Daisy Duke body. Sure are some serious kiss ups on this site. 'Scuse me, gotta go throw up now and try to get your image out of my head.

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 15:27 07/04/2009

I know why you can't get a boyfriend, who would be attracted to those pancake nipples?
Fucking fross. And you won't even be around next year at this time, so don't worry about it.