Oh my God, Perez...you and so many others don't know that tanning indoors is actually way safer than tanning outdoors. Some people that tan just wayyy overexpose themselves and end up looking like cowskin. If you're going to tan, just be smart - start tanning at a low intensity for a short amount of time and gradually build it. AND! Don't fucking tan every day...once a week is plenty. Why hate on people for choosing not to be pasty?! Just hate on the ones who look like leather!!!
Perez used to bash Britney up and down too, until she offered him a part in her Circus tour. Perez, I'm in agreement with 95% of commenters - you are SUCHHH a dickhead for talking shit about Jen!!! Get the FUCK over the fact that she's dating John Mayer and you're not. Get over your goddamn MANNNNNgelina HOlie...just because she pimps her name out to charitable organizations doesn't mean she's Mother Theresa. Jen does charity work but doesn't gloat about it, which is what most generous people do. I should fucking HOPE Angelina donates to charity with the bottload of money she has, adopting 8 kids a day for more press. Gross. I'm so happy to see that most people are sane and see through all that garbage. Homewrecking bitch still wouldn't associate herself with you, no matter how badly you kiss her ass every fucking day. TEAM ANISTON.
What'd ya know...another night without the kiddies. Are the nannies breastfeeding for Skeletor Mangelina now? I am sooo sick of them flaunting their children at the perfect time to get some more press. That halo you always draw above her head should be used over Jen's head...the woman who dealt so gracefully with these two completely embarrassing her in front of the whole world. The woman who doesn't use the media to show everyone how generous she is - she just donates and keeps quiet. Angelina is full of SHIT and I cannot, CANNOTTTT wait for them to announce their separation. That will be HYSTERICAL!!! It'll end one of two ways - Brad cheating on Ange with a costar, or Jolie seducing some other braud's husband.
Beloved Jen scores again! Perez, it's high time you joined in on the Aniston bandwagon...I think your readers would appreciate it. Eff the Brangelina boat and their award nominations.
If you're going to tan, just be smart - start tanning at a low intensity for a short amount of time and gradually build it. AND! Don't fucking tan every day...once a week is plenty.
Why hate on people for choosing not to be pasty?! Just hate on the ones who look like leather!!!
Perez, I'm in agreement with 95% of commenters - you are SUCHHH a dickhead for talking shit about Jen!!! Get the FUCK over the fact that she's dating John Mayer and you're not. Get over your goddamn MANNNNNgelina HOlie...just because she pimps her name out to charitable organizations doesn't mean she's Mother Theresa. Jen does charity work but doesn't gloat about it, which is what most generous people do. I should fucking HOPE Angelina donates to charity with the bottload of money she has, adopting 8 kids a day for more press. Gross.
I'm so happy to see that most people are sane and see through all that garbage. Homewrecking bitch still wouldn't associate herself with you, no matter how badly you kiss her ass every fucking day.
TEAM ANISTON.
I am sooo sick of them flaunting their children at the perfect time to get some more press. That halo you always draw above her head should be used over Jen's head...the woman who dealt so gracefully with these two completely embarrassing her in front of the whole world. The woman who doesn't use the media to show everyone how generous she is - she just donates and keeps quiet. Angelina is full of SHIT and I cannot, CANNOTTTT wait for them to announce their separation. That will be HYSTERICAL!!! It'll end one of two ways - Brad cheating on Ange with a costar, or Jolie seducing some other braud's husband.
Perez, it's high time you joined in on the Aniston bandwagon...I think your readers would appreciate it.
Eff the Brangelina boat and their award nominations.