on Justin Bieber World Premiere! at 13:44 10/10/2009

Hey kid, lay off the pink lipstick, or people will think you're the gay.

on Duggars Welcome Baby Number One! at 10:08 10/10/2009

Just sew up that woman's vagina already. You can't start a new cult by birthing its members into the world, but these loonies are giving it their best shot.

on Screw That! Jon Gosselin Thinks He Is Worth $omething! at 12:37 10/03/2009

Stop paying attention to this tool, and maybe it'll just go away.

on One Life To Live Getting Cancelled??? at 20:58 09/29/2009 as a reply on the comment by TexasBadBoy

I'm sure one day you'll get TiVo in your trailer park. In the meantime, OLTL is one of the most class-conscious, gay-friendly programs on TV. It's one of the consistently best-written shows on daytime, with a talented and philanthropic cast.

on Hugh Jackman's Tattoo Is.... at 13:29 09/27/2009 as a reply on the comment by alexista

One problem with tattoos, hon. You get one at 18, you still have it at 40 unless you're willing to pay for laser surgery. Just wait until the people who are 20 today are in their 70s - that's a whole lotta saggy ink.