on Words To Live By at 19:40 12/10/2008

I can't wait to buy this book...
...when it makes it to the $2.99 wall at Ollie's Bargain Outlet.

on Jessica Alba Got Brushed at 14:52 12/08/2008

they photoshopped her knee

on Scout Willis Becomes A Woman at 23:19 12/02/2008

she looks like amanda peet

on The Dates Have Been Announced! at 01:43 12/02/2008

my psychic senses reveal she'll complete two shitastic, lip-synched, arm-waving shows. then she'll have another va-jay-jay flashing, head shaving, umbrella wielding nervous breakdown.

this poor girl is not ready...

on A Very Special Thanksgiving Message at 21:30 11/26/2008

what kind of asshole has paintings of himself on the walls?