on Mariah Cancels World Tour - Likely Sperminated After All! at 04:33 12/12/2008

preggers? Hasn't menopause set in yet?
and HER SYLIST MUST GO. Why is all of her clothing so '90's-esque?
Time for a yard sale, MiMi

on Sexy Sarah and Elizabitch Speak On Palin's Wardrobe Scandal! Charge Sexism at 15:28 10/27/2008

WHERE'S A HITMAN WHEN WE NEED ONE?!!!?
we could have eliminated two annoying, squaking birds with one stone

on Sexy Sarah Should Be More Like Elizabitch at 15:24 10/27/2008

so she wore it twice.. who gives a fuck?
It's a coat... Before you had millions I'm sure you were wearing the same coat for days at a time.
There is nothing wrong with recycling, stop living such a toxic life.
Use your newfoundcelebrity-ism for good
support a better environment, PEREZ.

on The True Story Of Perez Hilton! at 15:20 10/27/2008

YAAAAY! You are fucking fantastic, PEREZ!