Beyonce is naturally gorgeous but this video seems kind of unnatural.
I had *NO EFFING IDEA* that you could airbrush moving video, but this is living proof. Her legs have been majorly whittled down. Maybe that kind of thing is easier to do in black and white, hence all of the black and white vids? And also, her boobs were NOT that big before.
I am perturbed about two things: 1) Did John write the YouTube caption that says "between Elmo and I"? I? between I? It's ME you fucking Ivy League drop-out self-aggrandizing starfuck. 2) Where you been JenFraud? Buying a house in Long Island? Flashing the twins in Japan? By the way, Knox's head looks a little bit like he's from an Indian group in the Colca Valley. Google it, Barbara.
Brad, you're reading this right now. And "I don't even know how to operate a computer"? Man, you got to be kidding me, man. That is such a pretentious and jejeune line. Sounds like something Angelina would say.
How 'bout getting on the computer and figgerin out how to put on a child-proofing device so that violence-enamored Maddox stops stumbling on neo Nazi sites? Oh, and while you're at it, maybe google a couple PR agents. Angie's effing up handling herself these days, what with the glaring and thinking she deserves "Best Actress" globes and all.
Phonies.
I love you, RDJ, and, while I may never stop laughing at the thought of that family finding you in their little boy's bed, I am so pulling for you to be healthy and happy!
JenFraud, You post negative comments on each and every site that remotely mentions Aniston. Again, I ask, what is up with that? I'm becoming positively fascinated by you. What kind of person makes their avatar photo of a celebrity and cruises celebrity websites to bash them? Should we alert the FBI? Your mom? Brad?
But goddamn he's sexy and smart and funny in this.
Brad, if you ever want to make some fresh homewreckin headlines, give Pinky a holla.
I had *NO EFFING IDEA* that you could airbrush moving video, but this is living proof. Her legs have been majorly whittled down. Maybe that kind of thing is easier to do in black and white, hence all of the black and white vids? And also, her boobs were NOT that big before.
How 'bout getting on the computer and figgerin out how to put on a child-proofing device so that violence-enamored Maddox stops stumbling on neo Nazi sites? Oh, and while you're at it, maybe google a couple PR agents. Angie's effing up handling herself these days, what with the glaring and thinking she deserves "Best Actress" globes and all.
Phonies.
I love you, RDJ, and, while I may never stop laughing at the thought of that family finding you in their little boy's bed, I am so pulling for you to be healthy and happy!