on Jade Goody's Widower Charged With Rape!!! at 15:59 09/05/2009

so This guy's a serial rapist? great.

BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West loves munchin on fat juicy (preferably white) boners. Therefore - dude is a major pillowbiter!

on Kevin Smith Will Tweet Throughout Labor Day at 06:54 09/05/2009

When he sits down his dick disappears

on Kevin Smith Will Tweet Throughout Labor Day at 05:58 09/05/2009

Holy shit look at this fat blob with the short-ass Tyrannosaurus Rex arms hahahah what a fuckin loser with man tits

BREAKING NEWS: Kanye likes dick

on Kevin Smith Will Tweet Throughout Labor Day at 05:51 09/05/2009

"Do U have any burning questions for Kevin?"

Yeah i got a question for this fat piece of shit: Kevin, what's your bra size?

BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West is a bonersucker, a pillowbiter who likes it up the anal hole

on Nike Puts DJ AM's Shoe Line On Hold at 04:32 09/05/2009

I don't think Nike should even put that shoeline out. Why would a sports brand such as Nike want to endorse a fuckin drug addict loser who commits suicide and is all emo about it? Maybe Adam The Emo took their slogan a bit too literally - JUST DO IT.

BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West is now a major pillowbiter. Oh wait he always was.