on Senior Citizen Tackles Bank Robber! at 11:00 09/24/2009

leave it to you to call someone a name after they do something like this.

on Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson - September 17, 1951 at 07:06 09/21/2009

she's the best, will never be replaced.

on Wino's Got A New Pair Of Chompers at 07:01 09/21/2009

pabst, i have a crown. i wasn't given any drugs other then novocaine as there was no pain after the procedure. i didn't even get any medicines when i had a root canal. why were your teeth so nasty anyway, that you needed all those crowns?

on Diablo Cody Discusses Inhabitant of Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox! at 10:33 09/09/2009

i'll eat penguin shit before i watch this fucking movie. it looks terrible! and i hate megan fox. she's not as gorgeous as everyone says she is, she can't act, she's stuck up, she doesn't seem too smart, and her voice... i'm stopping now.

on R-Patz & K-Stew Emerge!!! at 10:22 09/09/2009

he walks like a woman. she walks like a man. they're getting it all wrong. she's so nasty and butch. zero personality. and him... well, i'm not going there.