on Ellen DeGeneres' Wife Is Sorry at 18:37 03/23/2009

...and also the her luxury line of cars.

on Ellen DeGeneres' Wife Is Sorry at 18:36 03/23/2009

Bravo. I love her.

on Twilight Fans Hungry For DVD! at 18:29 03/23/2009

Okay, in my house, Kristen is known as the bitch that bites her lip in every scene. When we saw this movie preview forever ago, everyone said, "wow, it's that bitch that bites her lip." We want to know who told her that this lip-biting move was a) cool and b) okay to overuse? It's out of control. If she doesn't stop, I'm creating a FaceBook site dedicated to lip biting.

on Julia Roberts Has Lost Her Golden Touch at 18:26 03/23/2009

Because she's mediocre at best. That and she laughs like a horse.

on Roseanne Wants To Return To TV at 18:25 03/23/2009

PLEAZZZZZZZE put her in a show with Tom Arnold. Please. That's what being American is all about. That and scratchy, plaidm, woolen blankets.