on Jessica & Tony: What Went Wrong? at 20:15 07/14/2009

"I am a Jessica Simpson robot. I do and say whatever my Poppa Joe tells me to. He is my messiah. I believe in my Dad....even if he is living off of my earnings. Oh, Daddy, what high-profile sucker should I date next??"

on Princes Of Darkness Do Not Suffer Old Age As Mere Mortals Do at 20:10 07/14/2009

I can't believe he's out by himself. Was Sharon photoshopped out of this photo??

on What An ASS! This Better Be A Joke!!! at 16:51 07/10/2009

She's trying soo hard to be a rocker chick since giving birth. Keep putting out those rumours, PapaJoe. I give you credit for at least keeping your two meal tickets' names in the news--good or bad. Asslee singing MJ?? Ha ha ha. Not even John Mayer attempted the impossible, good taste and great talent that he is.

on Michael Was Self-Injecting! The Dermatologist Caught Lying! at 16:47 07/10/2009

Yes, but where did he get the Demerol from? How his children, at least Paris, remained normal, is beyond me. The jury is still out on Prince--who was blond until recently. Did the Jackson family dye all three children's hair the same color for the memorial service so they didn't look so Caucasian? When Prince was a couple of years younger, he looked just like Macaulay Kulkin. I wouldn't be surprised that MJ molested him--after all, he wasn't related to him in any way; he never adopted him. Hmmm.

on Fill In The Blank at 16:41 07/10/2009

It's the first time she's been out in the sun in three years. No hat, no sunglasses...how frightening for her!