on Jordan vs. Dita: It's Boobs vs Beauty! at 10:36 12/19/2008

I can't believe she'd diss someone as classy and gorgeous as Dita.
Well you can take the girl out of Essex…

on More Reason To Love Leona at 07:51 12/18/2008

I can't bear her.
She has the personality of a cardboard box and she totally bastardised ‘Run’ by Snow patrol with that god awful version that totally missed the entire point of the song.

on Inspiring Words From Our New President at 05:10 11/05/2008

I’m so happy!
As an English citizen I have never been prouder of our American brothers and sisters for making this happen.
It’s just such an amazingly positive, inspiring thing.
I was sat there watching that, I started welling up and I don’t even live in America! It just goes to show the huge impact this outcome has on the rest of the world.
I have so much love for America right now. x x x

on Attention Single Ladies Of Manhattan And Surrounding Areas! at 10:08 11/04/2008

He is so unbelievably tasty.
x x x x

on Russell Brand Effs Up. Again. at 07:54 10/30/2008

I thought it was quite funny.