on Your First Look!!! at 23:21 08/06/2009

oh god i am soooooo sorry my dad bought me that subscription for Christmas....please god let the mailman be my real dad.... (true story, swear to God)

on Kenny Chesney On His Quickie Marriage: "I Pushed Renee Away!" at 02:19 02/16/2009

You cut out that interview so much. Great reporting, fuckfaces.

on A PerezHilton.com Exclusive! at 06:43 01/26/2009

OMG perez this was fuckin retarded...and i'm from Kentucky!!!

on Team Britney! at 10:10 01/23/2009

it's called a belt, perez.

on Barack's Keeping the 'Berry at 08:57 01/23/2009

hope hes not a drunk texter.