on Completely Gratuitous at 22:04 08/20/2009

Umm, fat people such as Perez should not attempt this haircut. Remember, you guys should be drawing attention away from yourselves.

on Adam Lambert Is Not A Fan Of Dildos! at 21:57 08/20/2009

I'm surprised he didn't catch it in his mouth! LMAO!

on Twitter's #1 Fans at 14:49 07/05/2009

It's "srysly", fat fuck.

on Internet Sensation Susan Boyle Returns To Britain's Got Talent - and UNDERWHELMS! at 22:54 05/24/2009 as a reply on the comment by GoBritneyBitch

We get it, fuck-face! You're ignorant. Now, go back to eating your bag of Doritos and sitting in your room wondering why God hates you so much.

on Robert Pattinson Buffet! at 21:50 05/17/2009

am i the only person who thinks he looks autistic? or down syndromy-ish?