on GaGa Does Jerusalem at 05:50 08/19/2009

Individuality? She's wearing a fucking scarf on her head, how is that unique?

on Reno 911! Is No Longer at 05:43 08/15/2009

That show is still on? I hate that shit.

on Uh-Oh! Clooney Gunning For The Paps at 01:22 08/15/2009

Those paps need a good punch in the crotch, seriously. I'm a 13 year old girl and I know that if someone took a picture of me changing I'd be mortified. (That's stating the obvious, everyone would feel like that.) But what I don't understand is why they would even bother. That girl isn't famous, so why do they care? Pigs.

on Someone's A Bit Grumpy While House-Hunting at 08:22 07/14/2009

This is so crap. She gets paid millions of dollars for doing one of the easiest jobs in the world, gets to enjoy luxuries the likes of which many of us will never see, and she has the nerve to do this? I think the least she could do is tolerate the paparrazi, one negative in her fantastic life.

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 18:58 07/07/2009

tl;dr, but it would suck if Youtube went broke and had to be taken down.