on Headline Of The Week Weak at 15:16 11/20/2008

The money is pointless - he can't even spend it on hookers!

on R.I.P. at 15:18 11/19/2008

Ouch, how terrible. I feel for this man's family and friends, but this is hardly newsworthy, or even blogworthy.

on Bubba's Cooperating To Help Hillary Score Big Job at 15:17 11/19/2008

Just leave her ass in the Senate. Bill's private interests will ruin it all for her and tarnish the image of the Obama administration.

on Miley Goes Mental - Completely Spazzes Out! at 15:12 11/19/2008

Man, she sure is annoying, but I sure would fuck her. "It's a felony" - I know it is, and I could not care less. I'll smash that boyfriend of hers, too.

on Ange Embarrassed By Father at 16:25 11/18/2008

Honestly, Angelina Jolie is not even good looking. She looks unmitigatedly haggard. People care about her far too much for the silliest reasons. Brad Pitt is a class actor, but Angelina is just rubbish. Her overrated, overhyped life bores the shit out of me. If I were her father, I would be embarrassed of her. I am more "liberal" than 99 per cent of the world, and my dad votes Republican. Do I disagree with him? Of course. Am I embarrassed of him? No. She is too ridiculous.