on Getting Married For The Second Time at 10:35 04/17/2009

"And even though the records are sealed, they are definitely set to marry this Saturday." Ok. Umm, either the records AREN'T sealed, or this is complete bullshit. Either way, who over the age of 16 really cares?

on Completely Gratuitous at 14:26 04/15/2009

Oh my gosh, I almost can't even handle this! I think what I like most about him is the fact that he's not quite perfect you know? Looks like he was the SECOND hottest guy in high school or something : )

on Audrina Patridge Tries A New Face On For Size at 14:23 04/15/2009 as a reply on the comment by Mananda

Ummm, dying your hair doesn't deem one's face nearly unreciognizable. Homegirl has been in and out of the surgeon's office for quite a few years now.

on Audrina Patridge Tries A New Face On For Size at 14:20 04/15/2009

WHY do such beautiful girls start tinkering with their faces? And at such a young age? I don't understand it. If Audrina doesn't stop now, she'll be way on her way to Nicole Kidman-ville in no time.

on Save Suri! The Indoctrination Begins at 10:41 04/13/2009

I can't say I'm surprised, this is right on schedule. Scientologists begin educating their children in the "ways of the world" right aroung their third birthdays. What does however surprise me, is the fact that they've even waited this long; Suri is obviously several months older than the whole Cruise clan has ever led on (remember her Vanity Fair photoshoot? That was NO three month old).