on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 21:02 03/09/2009

Sounds just like her.

on Completely Gratuitous at 17:50 02/28/2009

Perez loves her because she's really a dude.

on Robin Williams Is Coming Back to Broadway at 14:14 02/27/2009

I saw him when he came to Portland. He really does have a lot of energy and there were a couple times I thought I was going to pee my pants.

on Pink Takes Back Her Ex, Carey Moves In! at 15:38 01/21/2009

Nooooooo! He's way too hot for her. Wasted on the talentless Pink lesbian.

on Quote of the Day at 13:47 01/10/2009

Wait until you turn 25 or have your second baby, honey...see if you can keep that tiny body.