on John Mayer's Most Recent Whore Won't Shut Her Hole! at 23:04 05/13/2009

Uhm, I love you and all Mario but, you were also going on and on about making out with John Mayer so you don't really have room to talk. You know what they say. Don't kiss and tell!

on More British Blood in New Moon! at 14:05 03/30/2009

ROFL. Put some long hair on this guy, throw on some liplgloss, pluck his brows and guess what? You've got Fergie's twin sister. Sick.

This is that queer from Sweeney Todd right? Awful movie. Fuck you Tim Burton! Anything that douche made after Nightmare was completely retarded.

JOANNNNAAAAAAAAAAA. Fuck i hated that song.

on If You Are Easily Offended..... at 13:59 03/30/2009

She's like a walking bag of skeletal remains, it's repulsive. She used to be so hot in Spice Girl days.

Damn.

I always wanted to see her naked since I was like 12. Maybe that makes me a lesbian, I don't know. All I know is, my fetish for Ms. Victoria is completely annihilated along with whatever meal she scarfed down and puked into the toilet last night.

on J-Lo Goes To Tokyo at 13:22 03/30/2009 as a reply on the comment by Wanna Milk Me?

Well, would you warm up to me if i licked your nipples before I got to milking you? I mean, I can be quite a tender lover in a time of need.

on J-Lo Goes To Tokyo at 13:12 03/30/2009 as a reply on the comment by Senora Saggytits

haha, i havent had much sleep, i tend to say such things, :P LOVE your name, lol