on Morrissey's Storms Off: The Video! at 13:37 11/09/2009

Who cares why he left, just so he goes!

on Lezbo Love For Jodie On The Set Of The Beaver?! Go Figure!!! at 23:01 10/26/2009

Poor demented Foster keeps sliding further and further down the food chain. Next she'll be shacking up with Tonya Harding!

on Pot Legalized In 2010?! (In California, At Least) at 15:15 10/08/2009

Hell yes, I'll vote for it! Legalization will free up the police to pursue the murders and corrupt politicians!

on Jodie Foster Dumped!!! at 21:03 09/10/2009

Foster has all the charm of a pet rock. Mort should have dumped this miserable jerk along time ago. Now if only Cydney Bernard would wise up, because she can do much better than the vastly overrated Foster.

on Quote Of The Day at 14:55 08/14/2009

I'll have to agree with Perez on this one. This guy is certainly in the running for the ugliest human being in the universe crown.