on Quote of the Day at 21:22 12/28/2008

(In regards to the photograph) Announced on CNN: "In a strange twist of events FORMER popstar Enrique Iglesias has taken his last under 40 fan hostage on stage in Boca Raton, FL. His demands include the re-assembedge of his mole, Anna Kornikova's soul to be returned to it's body and a promising career past the age of 35... Negotiators on site have left the building and none of his demands were met."

on Fill In the Blank at 21:17 12/28/2008

"Don't tell anyone, but the ship is parked out back and I've pre-ordered an entire life's supply of spray tan and juicy juice.....who's with me?"