on Forget Something, Claire? at 12:34 11/19/2009

OMG, she forgot her tits!

on A Super Orgy of Rock Music Comes To Life at 13:44 08/07/2009

There's no way you're "intrigued," because: (a.) you probably couldn't name three songs by any of these bands without looking them up on the Internet, and (b.) they aren't including Lady Ga(g)Ga(g) in their line-up.

on Still Together! at 20:52 05/10/2009

With or without Brian, has anyone else noticed the unnatural (and unflattering) way she twists her arms to show off those good awful tattoos? Oof, they're almost as ugly as Axl's. Pity.

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 11:54 10/21/2008

Tinkerblimp.

on A Message From Jenna Jameson at 16:38 08/25/2008

Totally agree, Al3xGrac3! That said, I find it hard to believe that her body could even sustain a pregnancy given all the abuse she taken. Oof!