on Paris And The Pig at 19:15 10/09/2009

I hope she totes it around town like her unfortunate chihuahuas, now that would be a picture worth a thousand words.

on Sorority Row Bombs! Blame Rumer! at 14:59 09/13/2009

I don't think it's Rumer, I think ol' ceiling eyes kills the interest of the female audience 100%. I mean she's like a walking, clinical example of butterface. Guys might not mind staring at her body the whole time, but females are left questioning why the hell this fugly bitch is in a movie shortly before realizing 'oh..she has a nice body...but damn...'

on WORLD PREMIERE! SuBo Does The Stones!!!! at 14:55 09/13/2009

I think I prefer the Sunday's cover but this is one of my favorite songs and she sings it beautifully.

on Heidi Actually Makes A Good Song! at 12:06 04/30/2009

No amount of production can make her voice tolerable. Nails on a chalkboard comes to mind.

on You MUST Watch This!!!!!!! at 21:34 04/10/2009

He's kind of an ass, yeah, he's always been kind of an ass. That's always been his gig, really, being a jackass. Big whoop? What rock do you live under?