on Beyonce Being Badass! at 04:58 11/18/2009

The girl with the camera is giggling like Beyonce just queefed out a giant cloud of golden glitter. The real question is, how many people got black eyes from being slapped in the face with her big hammy thighs?

on Gerard Butler Admits To Being A Perv! at 17:09 10/20/2009

So if Alexa goes with Gerard does that mean that I can take Alex Turner off of her hands?

on Adrianne Curry Needs Therapy NOW! at 02:12 10/08/2009

If marijuana were legalized what would be the fun of it anymore? They'd tax the price through the roof and people wouldn't have the money for it anymore, just like cigarettes and gas. Drug dealers couldn't give you the "hookup" because you'd be buying pot at grocery stores. It'd make even more jobs fall off the market because all of the drug sellers would have to find a new source of income. Economic stimulus my vagina. And too anyone that says that pot isn't harmful, seriously do your research because your an idiot.

on We Are The World - Power Tween Edition! at 00:52 08/13/2009

I really hate the whole tween scene personally, but that was really good.

on Was She High During This???? at 01:43 07/24/2009

Ok everyone we get that she was born or grew up in England but that's not the important issue here.. The poor girl is fucked out of her mind. The funniest part about it is Dear Perez, that you apparently want her to get better but you point out every flaw about her... Drop it.. She's a wreck we don't need reminded. Why can' you push everything about her aside just like you want everyone to put aside the fact that you got your ass handed to you a little while back?