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on Dr. Drew Sends A Warning Out To Lindsay at 14:49 06/05/2009He wants to bang her! In some doctor fantasty where he flies in with his stethoscope through the window like Labrynth and binds her in a straight jacket.
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on James Franco Flakes On Alma Mater at 14:34 06/05/2009Also, I will have it be noted that I was planning on giving the student speech. I had every intention of doing it but then... I actually thought about it and.. thought, "that would actually suck a whole lot more than it would rule." Go James. Thinking stuff through. Go, give into the pressure of the Students Against James Facebook! Because by giving into the will of these nerd, tapioca pudding loving students, who live to conform, you are actually defying the system in the coolest way. The cool faculty and students at UCLA will always have a boner for you no matter what jerk move you do...and THAT makes you a hero. In a sense, you just deliverd your speech without words.
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on James Franco Flakes On Alma Mater at 14:32 06/05/2009When he raised his hand, we all listened. It was never directly related to the reading (who actually does the shit reading they assign?) but it was something cool like, "I think it is important to understand America's fascination with the Holocaust was originally introduced to them by the PBS mini series Holocaust. Their context is shaped by the strage media depiction of public television." I actually excited in seeing him in the same J Dean Leather Jacket and Italian motorcycle boots. People say he was an ass or a douche. No Way. He handed out I-Pod touch screens to the three hot chicks who took his notes from him in class. I am sure you would have done a whole lot more than scribble quotes with your RSVP pen for an I Pod touchscreen. God, I would have probably contraced syphillis for a touchscreen. So he is hot and successful and gets to smoke the best weed before class. So am I! So did I. In what book does that make us less cool? Less Worthy?
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on James Franco Flakes On Alma Mater at 14:31 06/05/2009I am graduating from UCLA this year and I had a Lit class w/ James & he is more or less the ONLY person I would have the attention span to watch speak. Clinton sure, Obama okay, but who speaks for the stoned freaks trapped in hot people bodies? Who will speak to us? What about the geniuses who are never taken seriously because of their chiseled features & killer chic wardrobe? It is more or less true, everyone at our school hates James Franco. Wonderful! Most people at our school are totally hated. They are narrow, awkward and wear ducky pajama pants and the same light blue UCLA sweatshirt EVERY day of the year. When they raise their hand to speak everyone squints and moans and prays from them to shut their stupid uncertain mouths. James wasn't like that. ..listen for more....

