on Just a Little Bit Gay at 13:26 09/14/2008

do you really blame me? i'm looked down upon for being the 2nd fastest swimmer in the world! I WORE A GRILL ON THE PODIUM, I DESERVE TO AT LEAST DESIGN SOME CLASSY SPEEDOS, BRO!

on McCain On Top - Score One For Johnny! at 15:49 09/05/2008

because everyone wanted to see him choke on his own spit

on Phelps Ain't Going Away Just Yet at 17:37 09/02/2008

Oh.
Seriously.
Fuck this.

on SIGHting at 18:18 08/31/2008

for fucks sake who cares about these little bitches. i'm the 2nd fastest swimmer in the world and i haven't even gotten a post yet, but these ugly evangelical bros (who are trying to grow white boy fros which do not even rival mine!) and their junior high tarts are fuckin' everywhere dudes!

on Is He Finally Coming Out???? at 18:10 08/31/2008

I would be SO gay for this bro!