on Quote of the Day at 12:29 02/04/2009

A-freaking-GREED. Thank you Stephen King.

on John Mayer Variety Show Moving Ahead! at 15:49 01/14/2009

OMG. He just keeps getting more and more groddy. Ewww.

on A Very Special Thanksgiving Message at 02:27 11/27/2008

Lol. Omg. I'm not sure that I ever really needed to see that. Can I suggest going for a Mystic tan next time? :P

on Hot Topic Tries To Explain Things To Twilight Fans at 05:06 11/13/2008

Thank you for filling my laugh quota for the day.

The only thing scarier than vampires are teenage girls obsessed with vampires.

on Attention Gays And Lesbians (And Straight Allies) Of Los Angeles! at 17:01 11/05/2008

YOU GO PEREZ! Everyone deserves equal rights. Make a big noise. I hope they hear about this all over the world.