on New Katy Perry! at 23:05 12/23/2008

I swear, Perez, sometimes you are such a homophobe. He is prettier than the very average looking Robert Pattinson.

on Betsey Johnson To Work With Target (Or H&M)? at 21:12 12/18/2008

She has beautiful teeth. I can see every last one of them.

on Perez Hilton Presents.... at 21:09 12/18/2008

Pervez, so just when and who started dying your hair pink? I think it's affected you long term.

on More Hogan Shame at 00:17 06/27/2008 as a reply on the comment by P u s s y Galore

Number 47, what do we call you? Miss Galore? Perez cock blocks me every time I try to use the singular of pussies, so I can't call you by your Christian name.

on No Show Wino at 22:11 06/26/2008

Alert. The creature depicted above is not human. It is an alien species of unknown origin. It is thought to be the counterpart to the Pete Doherty creature, but it is not known if they exist as "male" and "female" entities as we understand it on our planet. What they eat and their method of reproduction is as yet undiscovered.