on R-Patz Can't Get A Date??? at 00:46 10/16/2009

He drips sex! He might not be going on many dates but the boy is getting satisfied and often. You can't look like that and not be getting off everyday. That would be a crime. Rob if you in fact don't have a GF(..psh.. yeah freakin right). Be sure to take advantage of the girls who's panties basically melt at the sight of you. You're a gorgeous man! Knee dropping, panty soaking, mind blowing gorgeous MAN.

on R-Patz May Contribute To The Eclipse Soundtrack!!! at 20:19 10/06/2009

So glad he might. He has a gorgeous voice!

on New New Moon Hawtness! at 21:47 09/07/2009

Robert Pattinson is panty melting hott! To all you blind bitches calling him fug, stop looking at your vagina in the mirror.. your opinion isn't needed, your not good enough to lick his feet, let alone get with him. Perez luv ya doll.

on Your Daily R-Patz at 21:44 09/07/2009

I can't wait for the movie. I really want to see Remember Me though. I'm most excited about that one. Robert makes my girly parts do cartwheels.

on New New Moon Hawtness! at 21:40 09/07/2009

He looks gorgeous! All you small dick haters.. STFU. He's fuckin' girls you can't even get a hand job from, he has more money than you'll ever see.. even in your after life. You blind bitches please move along, you aren't even good enough to lick the botton of his shoe, your opinion isn't needed.