on The Breakdown: Michael Jackson's Will at 16:55 07/03/2009

I hope the "children's charities" his money goes to are ones that help the sexually abused. That's the LEAST he could do.

I hope Satan has him bent over, anally raping him with a flaming hot poker for eternity!

on From Hamptons To Hills, It's Still A pAArty! at 16:44 07/03/2009

Didn't get invited, huh?

on SIGHting at 13:45 12/25/2008

Well whoop de fuckin' do.

on Paris Says She Might Know Who Robbed Her at 11:51 12/24/2008

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on Fergie Sets A Date! at 06:26 12/21/2008

Oh, PLEASE! Perez, you have more fat on your pinky finger than she does on her entire body. Methinks a particular fatty blogger has the hots for Josh and can't get a piece, so feels the need to rip on Fergie to make himself feel better.